For some reason, porn star Rick Pantera followed me on the Twitter machine the other day, so I clicked on his website once I was safely away from my work computer.

OMG. The thing is a work of GeoCities beauty.

Yes, he has the weather forecast on there, and a news feed, and a link that lets you make this your home page. Love.

And here’s his collection of tag that lure unsuspecting Googlers.

Yes, one is “Background Actors.”

He also has a video of him watching a fire in his neighborhood and talking about it while HUGE LETTERS BLOCK MOST OF THE FUCKING SCREEN.

This guy is going places.